www.oneword.com - one word, so little time [captain] (With apologies to Luke of The Fine Line)

"O' Captain! My Captain! the singers chanted into the microphones while the guitar ground in the background. The lead singer swung his microphone around in his characteristic arc at the end of its cable which usually ended in him catching it again. Tonight, however, he zigged when he should have zagged and wanged himself in the head.