"Well, you could have been more circumspect in your choice of roomates.""How was I supposed to know she was a vampire?"
"Oh I don't know...the fact that she never goes out during the day, the fact that she doesn't own a mirror, the fact that she can't stand garlic. Then there's that hickey she gave you the night you met..."
"Oh yeah...that..."
2 comments:
vampire hickey
nice/nasty thought :)
Depends on what literature you've been reading ;-)
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