This morning I spotted a crumpled, 8-legged form on the floor at the base of the stairs.

Me: I hope that thing's deceased.

Mr. C: Yeah. I think the cats got it.

Later in the day...

Me: If it's dead, how did it get up one step higher?

So, now we've got zombie arachnids. 🕷🧟‍♂️

#cat #cats #spider #spiders

Both of us insist that we didn't do it as an April Fool's joke.